You know I was teasing my man the other day saying something like " you know I bet when you where a boy you had an image that you would grow up to be Bo or Luke Duke but the reality is your just a "Boss Hogg"!
Whoops I should have thought about that one first he said " yep, so that makes you my wife LULU", I had forgotten about ol' LULU.
The truth is I sure feel like a LULU lately and of course it always gets me to thinking about the New year, a fresh start, a decision. I came to the conclusion that even if I made a effort just 5 lbs a month ( think small, baby steps) at the end of 2009 I could be exactly where I want to be. A "Daisy Duke"!
! That is only a pound a week, I CAN DO IT!!!!
! That is only a pound a week, I CAN DO IT!!!!Happy New Year, Let's make it Count!
A BAKER!?
NOW HERE IS THE FUNNY PART. I WAS IN SUCH A HURRY AND GETTING ALL MY KIDS COSTUMES READY THAT I DID NOT HAVE TIME TO PREPARE MY OWN. SO............THE QUICK THINKER THAT I AM I TELL THEM I DRESSED UP AS THE PHOTOGRAPHER. SO I AM JUST A SNAPPING AWAY ALL NIGHT . JUST UP IN EVERYONES FACE AND TRYING TO GET GREAT SHOTS. SO BAKER BOY HERE COMES UP TO ME AND GOES YOU NEED TO GET A PICTURE OF ME AND JUAN. SO ACCOMADATING- I AM.. I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT ONE "WHY DO THEY WANT THERE PICTURE TAKING, NOT THE TYPICALLY GUY THING? AND TWO, "WHY ARE THEY LAUGHING SO HARD?" SO I TAKE PICTURES AND I AM CLUELESS. THE BAKER SEEMS CONCERNED ABOUT MY PHOTOGRAPHING ABILITY AND ASKS TO SEE THE PHOTOS, SO I AM LIKE WOW HE REALLY LIKES HIS COSTUME! I SHOW HIM THE PHOTOS AND HE IS STILL SMIRKING.. I GO "ARE THE PICTURES GOOD ENOUGH? " THE BAKER GOES OH YAH THOSE ARE GOOD ONES. I AM STILL NOT GETTING IT. ANYWAYS I GO ABOUT MY WORK TAKING PHOTOS. I AM SITTING OUTSIDE AND THE BAKER COMES RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND LIFTS HIS APRON. I THINK I MAY HAVE FELL OVER. I RECOVER AND HE GOES "DID YOU NOT NOTICE "iT" IN THE PHOTOS EARLIER" I HIT REVIEW ON MY CAMERA AND LOW AND BEHOLD ITS THERE. I TOTALLY DID NOT NOTICE. BUT NOW ALL IS MAKING SENSE.... THAT LIL' DIRTY BAKER.
